To my dear girl friends=)

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hand up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are wearing sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you are just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you.. The one who turn to his friends and says, that's her...=)

smth super funny

今夕是何年 by 李克勤

湮遠朝代 用宋體繪畫月牙 無眠難忘舊愛
字體沾滿色彩
跨過年代 沒法子安頓下來 霓虹隨隨目送舊愛
又再被愛 短短悲哀又以秒速分開

＊床前明月光 為何無月光
唐朝明月詩化了別緒
至今急速生活裡 難過的只有隨浪去
浮華時代追 如何能定居
大概所有愛情只不過換到一刻憔悴
流過市區 流進廢墟 化作亂絮

失去期待 像皺紙淺薄未來悠長年華沒法盛載
又殺掉愛 戀戀花開上世紀的悲哀

Repeat ＊

被細水推翻過去 情侶一一告退
誰衝得破時間荏苒歷劫不衰
滄海也被困在市集裡 深愛就如落霞泛潮水
夕照一過所愛不後退 紅霞淡化開去

床前明月光 為何無月光
唐朝明月詩化了別緒
至今急速生活裡 難過的只有隨浪去
浮華時代追 如何能定居
鬧市走過百萬人多少對活過一生情侶
流過市區 流進廢墟 化作亂絮

甜美似水 煩惱似水 化作年歲

The lyrics of this song is very nice... it is true tat all the love cannot last long... well... i also hope i can hv an ever lasting true love... but i dun tink it's practical...

鍾無艷-謝安琪(Kay Tse)

I tink this song is actually quite sad... No matter how much the gal love the guy, he always go for someone else... it's kind of stupid but we all the same when we fall for someone...

作曲：Christopher Chak
填詞：林夕
編曲：陳珀
監製：梁榮駿
客串演出: 王貽興

歌詞

其實我怕你總誇獎高估我堅忍
其實更怕你只懂得欣賞我品行
無人及我用字絕重拾了你信心
無人問我可甘心演這偉大化身
其實我想間中崩潰脆弱如戀人
誰在你兩臂中低得不需要身份

＊無奈被你識穿這個念頭　得到好處的你
明示不想失去絕世好友

沒有得你的允許　我都會愛下去
互相祝福心軟之際或者准我吻下去
我痛恨成熟到　不要你望著我流淚
但漂亮笑下去　彷彿冬天飲雪水
被你一貫的讚許　卻不配愛下去
在你悲傷一刻必須解慰找到我樂趣
我甘於當副車　也是快樂著唏噓
彼此這麼了解　難怪註定似兄妹一對

其實我怕你的好感基於我修養
其實最怕你的私心虧准我體諒
無人問我寂寞像投何處去養傷
原來是我的心境高到變為偶像
誰情願照耀著別人就如月亮
為奴婢為你備飯奉茶是殘忍真相

REPEAT＊

讓我決定我的快樂
那須得你的允許　我都會愛下去
互相祝福心軟之際或者准我吻下去
我痛恨成熟到　不要你望著我流淚
但漂亮笑下去　彷彿冬天飲雪水
被你一貫的讚許　無須裝說下去
在你悲傷一刻必須解慰找到我樂趣
我甘於當副車　卻沒法撞入堡壘
彼此這麼了解　難怪註定似兄妹一對

你的她怎允許　結伴觀賞雪的淚
永不開封的汽水　讓我抱在懷內吻下去

Rap of Miss HK

Miss H.K. (Feat. Gold Mountain)

(Rap) Boom! The beating of the heart to the beat
Is the start of the of the sound when we meet feet to feet
And the Shuffle that we do is the Snare that we're in
Cause you just won't let me in (Put your guard Down)
And I know that you trying not to hear our music
You refuse it, but your body can't stop shaking
I think you're faking and I find your thinking
Quite hard to believe and I'm taken aback
I'm taking her back, tonight, that's right
I'm changing her mind, tonight, that's right
Little girl looking for love acting all reserved
Cause you're not getting what you deserve
But you deserve me and I deserve you
And you can serve me but I won't serve you
Now I'm just kidding like that, I know you like it
You never had no need to hide it so

animal joke

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a
picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one
raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What
animal has a long neck?"

Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good
Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra.
None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes on
this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and
says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next
she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized
the animal.

"See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?"

Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's
something your mother calls your father."

Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard."One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a
picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one
raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What
animal has a long neck?"

Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good
Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra.
None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes on
this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and
says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next
she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized
the animal.

"See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?"

Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's
something your mother calls your father."

Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard."

a personality test i did

Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:
You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.